Jan 26, 2014

It Lives

Hey Kidz...I'm back!

Just in case you didn't get the Memo, my arse basically fell off the face of the earth...for years. 

It's been a rather tumultuous few years. As you can see, my last posting was several years ago. Since then, in what could only be described as self-imposed"Kamikaze ish"behavior, I've used up @ least 8 1/2 of my 9 lives. (con't later)

These days my only concern is family and making it to the next day. And every now-n-then I post on my newest site...

G-Ma Life

So, why don't ya come see me some time???

Nov 23, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving

Howdy to all friends and family!! I apologize for not updating especially if you've come here and cussed me for doing diddly squat.

The truth of the matter is that I took over the care of my grandbaby, Jaxon. Need I remind you as to how consuming a newborn is? But he's a gift from God and I enjoy this lil love of my life.

Anywho, I wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. I pray you'll know the true pleasures and joy that good friends and family bring and realize that, it along with laughter is the secret to life.

What's on your Menu???

Sayin' It Like It Is and Keeping It Real Since 1959

Sep 28, 2009

The Middle Wife

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'

'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)

'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)

'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)

'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.'

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest.. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.

Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs.. I know what I did!!!

Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy!

Sayin' It Like It Is and Keeping It Real Since 1959

Quote of the Day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Courtesy of Tami

Sayin' It Like It Is and Keeping It Real Since 1959

Sep 15, 2009

Patrick Swayze RIP

Patrick is/was and will forever be family.

Sayin' It Like It Is and Keeping It Real Since 1959

Sep 11, 2009

For Baby Brianna

An individual that abuses a child, mentally or physically, in any way is a Punk Bitch!!!

My fists are clenched in rage. And I don't know what to do with this anger and pain. This video was brought to my attention via a Facebook friend. This happened many years ago but I've just now found out about this particular little baby.

I must warn you it is beyond graphic, beyond heinous. I challenge you, not to walk away, not to ignore it running back to the comfort of your latte' drinking, cotton wearing, wheat bread world. But I ask you to watch and post or comment letting these Cocksuckers know that we will never tolerate this behavior.

WTF is going on? As of late, I am the main person to care for my 2 month old grandson. Quite often, as I feed him his bottle, I read "People You'll See in Hell." There's a disturbing number of this form of abuse going on. I do not understand it.

Now, I've lost my cool, kicked some ass, actually done a tad bit of heinous activity myself. My own family and friends, many of you who read this know that I am known for my bad temper. Well, that is to say before I went to Prison and learned all kinds of behavior modification. But for the life of me, I could never fathom, ever hurting a child such as these motherfuckers have.

Brianna, the lil' baby in this video was beaten, tortured and raped CONTINUOUSLY ...all before she succumbed at the age of 6 months. How could they? God help me, I just don't understand it.

Yes, it takes a special breed to hurt a child as these people did. I do hope they've not had it easy in Prison and I can't wait for God to get a hold of them!! All my faith must be applied to this and maintained that there is a God in heaven who will right these wrongs and if nothing else, even though they think they have it hard in Prison, they will know the pain of their transgressions in the next life!

If you watch this video, I hope you'll post it and/or place at the top of your post something that clearly states how you feel about child abuse. Do it in hopes that some predator/child abuser/piece of less than human garbage just might happen to cruise by your site.

Warning; Graphic Video!!!

Facebook Media Causes; Baby Brianna [Hang Child Killers]

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