Happy Thanksgiving

Howdy to all friends and family!! I apologize for not updating especially if you've come here and cussed me for doing diddly squat.

The truth of the matter is that I took over the care of my grandbaby, Jaxon. Need I remind you as to how consuming a newborn is? But he's a gift from God and I enjoy this lil love of my life.

Anywho, I wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. I pray you'll know the true pleasures and joy that good friends and family bring and realize that, it along with laughter is the secret to life.

What's on your Menu???



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The Middle Wife

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'

'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)

'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)

'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)

'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.'

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest.. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.

Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs.. I know what I did!!!

Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy!



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Quote of the Day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Courtesy of Tami

Sayin' It Like It Is and Keeping It Real Since 1959

Patrick Swayze RIP

Patrick is/was and will forever be family.



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For Baby Brianna

An individual that abuses a child, mentally or physically, in any way is a Punk Bitch!!!

My fists are clenched in rage. And I don't know what to do with this anger and pain. This video was brought to my attention via a Facebook friend. This happened many years ago but I've just now found out about this particular little baby.

I must warn you it is beyond graphic, beyond heinous. I challenge you, not to walk away, not to ignore it running back to the comfort of your latte' drinking, cotton wearing, wheat bread world. But I ask you to watch and post or comment letting these Cocksuckers know that we will never tolerate this behavior.

WTF is going on? As of late, I am the main person to care for my 2 month old grandson. Quite often, as I feed him his bottle, I read "People You'll See in Hell." There's a disturbing number of this form of abuse going on. I do not understand it.

Now, I've lost my cool, kicked some ass, actually done a tad bit of heinous activity myself. My own family and friends, many of you who read this know that I am known for my bad temper. Well, that is to say before I went to Prison and learned all kinds of behavior modification. But for the life of me, I could never fathom, ever hurting a child such as these motherfuckers have.

Brianna, the lil' baby in this video was beaten, tortured and raped CONTINUOUSLY ...all before she succumbed at the age of 6 months. How could they? God help me, I just don't understand it.

Yes, it takes a special breed to hurt a child as these people did. I do hope they've not had it easy in Prison and I can't wait for God to get a hold of them!! All my faith must be applied to this and maintained that there is a God in heaven who will right these wrongs and if nothing else, even though they think they have it hard in Prison, they will know the pain of their transgressions in the next life!

If you watch this video, I hope you'll post it and/or place at the top of your post something that clearly states how you feel about child abuse. Do it in hopes that some predator/child abuser/piece of less than human garbage just might happen to cruise by your site.

Warning; Graphic Video!!!

Facebook Media Causes; Baby Brianna [Hang Child Killers]

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The G-Ma Life #3

Hey Kids,

I've been the "Booty on Duty" these days, meaning that I've been pulling G-Ma duty so my DIL can work. My God, I see why women stop having children, well, most of the time, at least by their early 30's. I mean it's exhausting, this up every 3 hours for feeding time thingy.

(I do so apologize to any one that considers me a friend as I have certainly been less than. On top of all this, I am working diligently on a secret piece which I am quite consumed by. Please forgive???)

Now, Jaxon, my lil "*Bumby" as I call him, is a world famous grunter. Yep, he grunts and stretches, stretches and grunts, (loudly)all daggone night. So much so that I rarely sleep the entire time. Yes, it's a clear cut case of mixed emotions, this babysitting business, I tell you. It's similar to your MIL going over a cliff in your new Ferrari. But if the truth were known, I can't think of a better time in my life than the time spent with my lil Bumby Boo.

Now, I do realize that we all think our children and then our grand children are the cutest of them all, out weighing all pageant contestants and we convince ourselves of such. I can remember other mothers touting how cute their babies were as I thought to myself,

"OMG bitch your child looks like an alien outcast. He's got a flat head not to mention he looks an awful lot like you and you're as ugly as a poodles ass. Sorry!!!"

Of course, in my youth, I thought my babies were the shit too. But now I can look back and see decisively and I shall put this as delicately as I can, you know just in case they read this; "They were all pretty...ugly, mwahahaha!!"

I can also view them, my sons at least, in an unbiased form, meaning that although they've all grown in to fairly good looking men, they're not the best looking fellas to walk down the Pike. Far from ugly though, each and every one of them shines, if nothing else because they are all charmers, especially the youngest who can charm the panties off a Princess.<--(A Babzism)

The point is, that in my wise ass wisdom (I can't call it maturity as I don't think I've grown up yet?) I suppose I am able to decipher "the good, the bad and the ugly," in my loving family. (Now, don't get it F'd up. I can also look in the mirror at myself and realize that, although my Mama raised no fool, I'm nothing to write home about nor am I the sharpest peanut in the turd)<--(Another Babzism)


So, without further ado, I'll say that , Jaxon aka Bumby(Bill's son) and Austen aka Lil' Man(Waylon's son)are in the running to not only break my heart but the hearts of many women to come who'll follow in my footsteps. God help them!!!

Unfortunately, Lil' Man lives in Iowa and I'm here in N.Y. What a charmer he is though, I mean he and Jaxs will take the world by storm! So, in getting back to the point, I do so firmly believe that Jaxon has got to be the most pleasant child I've ever come across. And I am enjoying him immensely.

A perfect day, in my perfect world would be to have all my grandbabies by my side. Until then, I guess I'll simply keep them all in my prayers and continue to ask God to place His Angels around them all.

In further News...I was just on Facebook and I quote myself as it is the sum of my parts as of late;

OMG Tami, I'm so old these days, I've been farting dust and crapping cobwebs. But I'm a trooper, I just tuck my tits back into my belt and keep on keepin' on!

If you're my age, you'll feel my pain, lol! Then, my oldest son, Lee had this question on his status;

1 question, 1 chance, 1 honest answer. You can ask me 1 question (to my inbox) Any question, anything no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. You'll get the answer within 48 hours! But I dare you to post this on your status an see what people ask you
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I thought it a neat question and I afford this opportunity to you, any and all to ask me this question. Yes, I do believe I have a false sense of popularity, ahem hahaha!!!

*Bumby is short for "My Lil' Bumblebee," and here's why; He's beginning to get chubby like a lil bumblebee but they say that bumblebees should not be able to fly because they are aerodynamically a mess. Perseverance and they fly!

"It is a myth that bumblebees shouldn't be able to fly... that they can't fly, well, that's a fallacy since you can watch them fly with your own eyes. Interesting stories behind the myth though.

Since the myth became propogated by the media and general public with no facts to support it, for the longest time people just couldn't understand how these big fat aerodynamically impaired insects could get off the ground using such proportionally itty-bitty wings. Finally, scientists realized that there was much more involved, and in the past few years much headway has been made in understanding the bumblebee flight phenomenon. It has something to do with the way they use their wings and the lift generated by vortices that swirl behind the moving wing edges.

Here is a neat link abount a researcher who utilized lasers to study bee flight: http://physicsweb.org/article/news/5/10/9

An interesting thread discussing the origin of the myth: http://www.math.niu.edu/~rusin/known-math/98/bees

Brief description of insect flight and how lift helps them fly: http://www.howstuffworks.com/news-item223.htm"

Source; Dr. Kirsten

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