Best friends are few and far between. To find one that would shoot and fight their way out of a corner with you is one you don't soon forget. Rene', This BV's for you!!
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and
will help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible
stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words
7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until
you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your
This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may
ask? Because you're
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help you
move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a