Nov 19, 2006

MY SCIENTIFIC APPROACH


Well now, you see it's like this....

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the rear that are killed. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because only the fittest survive thus improving the general health and speed of the entire herd.

In much the same way the human brain only operates as quickly as the slowest of it's brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells, as we all know, and naturally the alcohol attacks the slowest/weakest cells first....

So it is as plain as the nose on your face that regular consumption of Whiskey will eliminate the weaker, slower brain cells thus leaving the remaining cells the best in the brain.

The end result, of course, is a faster more efficient brain.

If you doubt this at all, tell me, isn't it true that we always feel a bit smarter after a few shots?

4 comments:

Lynn said...

Ha! This is a good one, Babs. I don't drink anymore, but it's hilarious just the same!

Babsbitchin said...

lynn, it does put things into perspective. Of course it just might enable to drink whiskey again, damn the ramifications!!

RICH said...

yes it's true every bar I've ever been to (in my drinking days) there always seemd to be a bunch of "know it all's" sitting around.me included!!

Babsbitchin said...

Rich, I was always more brilliant, beautiful and a better driver after several shots, or so I thought. But it was so many years I didn't drink, 9 years. I think I have a lot of dead brain cells. I need to get on this! lol