Dec 20, 2006

Christmas for the Insane

This is from last Christmas. I had it posted on Bitchin & Stuff

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged



1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?


2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are


3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas


4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...


6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me


7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


8 . Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why


9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..


10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House


11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe


12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House!

13.
Nervous Anxiety Ridden, Hmmm?

"If those damn bells don't quit jingling, I'm gonna load a rifle and hunt them down."Courtesy of Lynn)

5 comments:

xmichra said...

Babs, i sent you an e-mail but it said you are on sabatical. Do you have a different e-mail address??

Lynn said...

You forgot about me, Babs. What of the nervous anxiety ridden, hmmm?

"If those damn bells don't quit jingling, I'm gonna load a rifle and hunt them down." I think these would make fine seasonal song lyrics.

Lynn said...

Damn bells.

Babsbitchin said...

Xmichra, I got it, tehe! No, that was to rid myself of a stalker, hopefully. I still get all my emails. Thanks for the "inside scoop" hahaha!
Nice!

Babsbitchin said...

Lynn, I will have to add you to that list, sometime today. Frigin' bells!