Dec 4, 2006

GIFT GIVING IDEA #2

This is a lovely gift idea, to remind her of you. Cozy and warm, comfortable to wear, an excellent stocking stuffer.
***Note: If your penis is this small in actuality, these slippers are not recommended as she may look at them and be reminded and possibly discouraged. If your penis is larger, it is highly recommended as the psychological effect is reassuring. Studies show that she will look at them and even if your penis is just a bit bigger, she will note that yours is in fact larger and will begin to believe that all is well in the world.

20 comments:

Miranda said...

LMAO...omg where do you find these?

RICH said...

also, a woman can have two of these to look at and consider the options.

Edd.D said...

babs, youd better have bought me a pair for xmas.

Babsbitchin said...

miranda, I scour high and low for this quality shit, lol! It is my job!

Babsbitchin said...

Rich, If they were stiff, me and my slippers, "that's all I need." Me and my slippers and this coffee cup, that's all I need. Me and my slippers, this coffee cup and these cigarettes, that's all I need...

Babsbitchin said...

edd.d, I got more than a pair of dick slips for you honey, lol! Come to America, the land of the free and the home of the gay! I'll hook you up with some red hot...

Reluctant Nomad said...

If the willy was a bit more to the side, it would be conveniently placed to get your big toe and second toe around it. Ah, what bliss....... :-)

Babsbitchin said...

Nomad, always thinking ahead of the game, lol! Good, really good, to hear from you!
Kisses!

Haden Powell said...

fuckni wicked i'm getting a pair of thses bastards

now what do you mean by that eh? do you mean when you have a stiff or when its all cold and that? cos my nob is about that size noramlly, but not when i get a stiff., are you saying i;ve got a small nob? fair enough

you have a fuck load of webshites, nice one

Babsbitchin said...

Haden Darling, it never matters unless it's hard. Now I've been shagging since I was 12 and I'm about to be 48 in Feb. so I think I know a little about this whole affair.
I figure I've been doing the Horizontal Mamba for about 36 years. One things for sure, you can never tell a man and his size when it's not fully loaded. I've seen the smallest of them turn in to an Anaconda!

Knottyboy said...

God, what woman wants little dicks knocking around her ankles? More like reminding her that you're constantly humping her leg LOL
kb

thephoenixnyc said...

LOL, those are great. I wonder if female dogs like sitting on them.

Greg said...

Talk about a foot fetish!

Babsbitchin said...

knotty, I love dick slapping my leg, lol, oh but it doesn't do much for me on my ankle. I guess you have a point!
Mwah!

Babsbitchin said...

thephoenixnyc, were you avoiding the word "Bitch?" Then, they're wondering why the dog keeps wanting to keep their feet warm? Dirty dogs on dogs! lol

Babsbitchin said...

Greg, I've always had penis envy, these are perfect for me! lol

Di said...

Do they vibrate?

Babsbitchin said...

Di, girl, how the hell are you?
They should, huh? Of course they'd be sold as foot massager's, right?

It's Me, Maven... said...

True story, I had an aunt who had a hellacious case of hammertoe... and forever had to wear open toed shoes... even in winter... and those slippers remind me of her feet...

Babsbitchin said...

Maven, damn those hammertoe god's. My Grandpa O'Dwyer had a hammer toe, I remember it. His dress cop shiny shoes were bowed out on one side. I'd do anything to see that ol' hammer toe again!