Dec 26, 2006

I AM RETRO??? AM I RETRO???

Are these funky or what? I woulda died and sold my ass to get these back in the day. I had a brick colored shag rug that you had to rake, yes, I said rake, after vacuuming and these would've gone so psycho killer with it. I would've put my hairy end table covered in fabric with my big Budda ashtray right beside it. Of course it was actually a cabinet for the bong collection but don't tell anybody, you know, I wouldn't want to ruin my rep, right?

14 comments:

Webmiztris said...

ha! when I was growing up my parents had a bong cabinet too! actually it was an entire drug paraphenalia cabinet. sweet. :D

Webmiztris said...

oh yeah, I'm from Altoona...do you know where that is?

xmichra said...

I like 'em too. I have a pink one. Of course, i put it in Kiras room for excuse to have one. heh.

Merry Decemberween Babs :)

Babsbitchin said...

webmiztris, my kids knew what a bong was when they were born. Now, I was high n mighty back then and would get pissed at their father for leaving it out. But before it was all said and done, my kids went w/me to cop dope. Not exactly ideal parenting. But my kids are good guys just fucked in the head!

Babsbitchin said...

Xmichra, no fuckin' way, I love them. Now, I gotta go and get one cause my Princess has one. Are they as comfy as they look? Did our girl have a good Christmas?

Babsbitchin said...

webmiztris, do I know about Altoona? I went through there at least once a month on drug runs and have sat at Eat n Park across from the little plaza waiting for my forged script to be filled, hahaha! I've also been in Clearfield County Jail, just as a tourist of course,it's 1/2 way point on my way to the Big House. I was also locked up with that chick, Tracy who was in on that hanging right on the outskirts of Altoona. She was the cousin to the girl that was hung twice and then died. Heinous bitch. She followed me to Pittsburgh and later asked me for a job. She's back in the Hilton for smoking crack.
I always liked Altoona. It has some cool bars too. We used to go to a place for draft night, I drank whiskey but the guys went for drafts.It's out towards the Amusement Park right on the edge there. I'm sure I'll think of it in a minute. My son Lee, (the gay one) said he was in Altoona like last week or so when you'll got a lot of snow and was going up one of the back hills and started sliding backwards, screaming like a bitch. He's a funny fucker. Altoona is actually a happening town. The people are easy to get to know and most people didn't realize that the good drugs were flowing hot n heavy in the Big A! Incognito baby incognito! I'm reformed, well partly reformed, I just can't give it all up but I do try to behave now. Get my ass in Altoona and it's on though, hahaha!

Webmiztris said...

ha! that's cool... me and my mom 'party' together ALLLLLLLLL the time. :D

Babsbitchin said...

webmiztris, you make me miss my own kids. I've not seen them all in more than a year now. They're my pals. I wasn't always a good Mom but they love me. They're all good hearted guys so I didn't screw up too bad! My oldest and I used to go to the Clubs together, talk about missing the action, OMG do I?!

"the" Mrs. Astor said...

Is "hairy" really an apppropriate name for those cute little buggers?

Greg said...

I'd be afraid to sit in one of those chairs. They might suck my ass in and eat me alive, like a sea anemone with an unsuspecting fish.

Babsbitchin said...

the mrs.astor, I do believe you have a point. Remember the shag carpets, real shag? Maybe, they're shaggy chairs, what do you think?

Babsbitchin said...

Greg, ok, it's all fun and games till your ass gets sucked, huh? Now I'm scared with a sick feeling in my stomach yet...strangely aroused! lol!

xmichra said...

she had an awesome christmas. the chair is not all that comfy. Well, it is. but the dangling things get on your nerves touching the back of your neck and what not.

Babsbitchin said...

xmichra, I'm so glad the Princess had a nice Christmas. You're only a kid once and then the magic is gone far too soon, huh? I think the chairs would be cooler to look at than sit in, ya know? Give me a fat ass bean bag and I'd be happy!