Would we go for the bigger and badder presidents? I mean, if the President had to Jello-Wrestle, you know, to solve world issues instead of war, how do you think Bush would fare? Would the new Presidential Elections change to comments such as;
"Well Bob, he was able to put McCain in a Full Nelson and proceeded to slam him into the turnbuckle. It's anyones guess just what's up his sleeve for the next debate event? But somehow I think Kemp would prefer Ketchup, then he's in his element."
Things would certainly be different, a change for the better, don't you agree?
NEW YORK (Reuters) - By day Sandra Martinez works at a New York law firm, but by night she throws off her conservative image and becomes "Sandra Claws" -- an amateur female Jell-O wrestler.
At a grungy live music bar on New York's Lower East Side, she joined 11 other women to do battle -- several for the first time -- in a blue, blow-up kiddie pool decorated with orange fish and filled with warm, clear clumps of an unflavored version of the gelatin dessert.
"It (lets us do) things we probably want to do to women sometimes that we dislike, but we have a forum where we can express it in a fun and safe way," said Martinez, a 27-year-old business development specialist.
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