Dec 14, 2006

LET'S SOLVE WORLD ISSUES WITH JELLO WRESTLING, PLEASE???

It's just a proposition. What if all world issues were settled by Jello-Wrestling?
Would we go for the bigger and badder presidents? I mean, if the President had to Jello-Wrestle, you know, to solve world issues instead of war, how do you think Bush would fare? Would the new Presidential Elections change to comments such as;

"Well Bob, he was able to put McCain in a Full Nelson and proceeded to slam him into the turnbuckle. It's anyones guess just what's up his sleeve for the next debate event? But somehow I think Kemp would prefe
r Ketchup, then he's in his element."
Things would certainly be different, a change for the better, don't you agree?



NEW YORK (Reuters) - By day Sandra Martinez works at a New York law firm, but by night she throws off her conservative image and becomes "Sandra Claws" -- an amateur female Jell-O wrestler.

At a grungy live music bar on New York's Lower East Side, she joined 11 other women to do battle -- several for the first time -- in a blue, blow-up kiddie pool decorated with orange fish and filled with warm, clear clumps of an unflavored version of the gelatin dessert.

"It (lets us do) things we probably want to do to women sometimes that we dislike, but we have a forum where we can express it in a fun and safe way," said Martinez, a 27-year-old business development specialist.




YOUR NEW PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATES;

THE ROCK FOR

PRESIDENT AND KURT ANGLE FOR VICE PRESIDENT.

WHO WILL DARE TO RUN AGAINST THEM IN THE NEW WWE JELLO WRESTLING FEDERATION?

8 comments:

RICH said...

Sounds like a fun way to solve world issues. Although I would only want to wrestle against any FEMALE opponents of mine.

Babsbitchin said...

Rich, imagine, you could be a World Ambassador. Now, if this was real, it would be a good possibility as it would mean, women ruled the world. Well, we do a tad, you'll just don't know it.

xmichra said...

lol, do we get to pick flavour if on home turf?? I would totally pick Fruit punch :)

Babsbitchin said...

xmichra, I'd want strawberry cream. This could work if the people said so, don't you think? lol

Anonymous said...

The Rock and Friend: if Jesse Ventura and Ahnold can do it, I say why not? I think the Rock would make a damn sexy, er, fine President....

-Greg
http://mrgregoc.blogspot.com

Babsbitchin said...

Greg, I must agree. See, we have so much in common, right?

xmichra said...

lol.. sorry, just re-reading my comments on my blog.. White Uqsuqtuuq Moon... lol!!

Babsbitchin said...

Xmichra, you may call me WUM, everyone else must call me...
Ms.Uqsuqtuuq Moon