Jan 9, 2007

WELCOME TO THE HOTLINE

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Welcome to the 24-Hour Psychiatric HotLine.
Please make a choice from one of the following options...

**If you are Bipolar, Manic
-Depressive:
Please press 10. Because you ARE a ten! Ha, ha...
Now press 0, since that's what we know you really are.

**If you have OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder):

Please press 1, repetitively and with increasing frenzy.

**If you suffer from Co-Dependency:

Please ask someone else to press 2 for you.

**If you have MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder):

Please press any random selection of numbers.

**If you are Paranoid-Delusional:

Please press 6-6-6 and remain on the line until the
authorities have traced the location of YOUR call.

**If your diagnosis is Schizophrenia:

Please listen carefully for a commanding voice to tell
you which number you need to press.

CLICK ON THE PHONE FOR THE ANSWERING MACHINE

2 comments:

TOM said...

I found an answering machine message like this on limewire, It's called "The Irish Mental Health Hotline" very funny. Cool Blog

Babsbitchin said...

Tom, I'll have to check it out. Me and Limewire are old friends. Make sure you stop by again, I do have your blog address now and I can stalk you, hahahaha!! Thanks friend!