Feb 2, 2007

Can't

Stolen merchandise...

My Findings...

If You Can...

If you can start the day without caffeine;
If you can get going without pep pills;
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles;
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it;
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time;
If you can forgive a friend's lack of consideration;
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, through no fault of your own, something goes wrong;
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment;
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him;
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend;
If you can face the world without lies and deceit;
If you can conquer tension without medical help;
If you can relax without liquor;
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs;
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed or color, religion or politics; then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog.

3 comments:

.Ophelia. said...

this makes me sad. Dogs are so loyal.

Babsbitchin said...

Ophelia, I agree and we have Izzy, who just sat with me in the bathroom and never once told me my ass stinks, never made a face, except once, from the noise. Now that more loyal than me.lol

brotherray said...

I was reading that thinking.... well, you have not scored high on this one, and then I got to the last sentence- lol. I have a pillow that says "I pray to be the person my dog thinks I am"