If you're gonna piss like a bitch, please sit down like I do!
It did work, most of the time and I got my point across. Can't handle your wand fella's?
Anyway, this is a shitty mentality, but I am enjoying, laying in bed and watching what I want to watch. You couldn't pay me to go back to those assholes. Nope, I'll fucking become a cat lady first. That's probably what happened to that lady who lives down the street from you. You know the one with 20 cats? She broke away, after years off sleeping cheek to butt cheek and being woken by the rumble of a fart, resonating between your own ass cheeks and you didn't do it. She got tired of cooking and cleaning for an ingrateful man who ran the remote and watched retarded shit. Good for her. I think I may go get a cat.