Mar 17, 2007

Smokin'




As I sit here drinking, of course it inspires me. I light up another Marlboro and I think...

I gaze at the brilliant full moon. The same one, I think to myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed. Suddenly, I imagine they appear beside me. I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right to die and wonder at the constancy of the human condition. I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come the closest to Utopia, and I show him a copy of the Constitution. I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him a periodic table. I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one. They gasp with wonder. We spend the rest of the night lighting farts.


I Present for Your Weekend Entertainment


We Couldn't Get Much Higher
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Your Fruit
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Trivia Challenge 2007
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Calvin's Snowmen
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4 Year Old Drummer
Bad to the Bone

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