Monday, April 17, 2006
MICKELINO, My charming, Parisian Prince has created a song in my honor. Now, girls, gay or not it does not, I repeat, does not get any better than this.
Mickelino aka Frog, is known to have Tourettes Syndrome but don't let that fool you as he is an avid artist and all around good fellow. Granted he may cuss you out...porkfuckinassslappinbuttlickinfartsnifferin, but he's only singing a similar song as, you know like in Mary Poppins. But Mickelino has redifined the reason they call me Mz.Bitch or better known as Babsbitchin'. This is an artistic piece please give it all the respect you would the very best and most talented artists cause it took some doing and thinking and contemplating and sheer genius to pull this one off. Enjoy, please! Hey frog, you are my prince!!
You have not lived till you've seen this.
So, you could die tomorrow or die happy and enlightened!
Then, I found this. Stupid butt funny, lol!
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