May 18, 2007

Coyote Ugly Moments

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I'm telling you, he looked like a Rock Star, the nite before, damn!

Ever been in a Coyote Ugly moment? I want honesty here. You know, you're at the bar, you've been drinking, having a good time and this good looking guy asks you to go home with him. You think you've struck pay dirt. You leave the bar at 2 with a 10. Next morning, you come to at 10 with a 2, oh so scary. Could be that a few guys thought that about me and that explains all the severed limbs, in my bed. I'm not a homicidal maniac after all.
This might remind you


12 comments:

Dawn said...

lmao! that video was hysterical....

I swear I don't get beer goggles no matter how much I drink. anyone I've thought was hot when I was drunk I've also thought was hot when I WASN'T drunk.

Jonathan said...

Babs,

Thanks for the comment at my blog. As you noticed, it's a political blog, so if politics in general (and my politics in particular) aren't your thang, I can respect that. I'll be back here, though, to leave comments, keeping my politics to myself (unless asked otherwise). At any rate, I sure hope JW takes my advice.

As to your current question about waking up 10 with a 2...

Nope, it's never happened to me. Sure, I've gone home with girls (during my college years) that may not have been centerfolds, but they weren't bad looking at all. I've never hooked up with a girl who was f'ed up drunk, though, for three reasons:

1. In FL, if you take a drunk girl home and boink her, she can criminally prosecute you by saying she was too drunk to consent. Whether fair or not, that's the law. They pounded that law into our heads at freshman orientation at FSU.

2. I want her to enjoy the $ex, not to pass out or fail to remember. Where's the fun in that?

3. I don't want her waking up the next morning thinking "Where am I? Who is he? What have I done?" That could cripple both her self-esteem and mine! :-p

I did some bartending in college, and I turned down my fair share of opportunities for these reasons. When I exchanged phone numbers, most of the girls I called (when they were sober) either didn't remember me, didn't recall giving me their phone numbers (yeah, like how else would I have known which number to call?), or had boyfriends. My guess: they were looking to score while drunk so they could always fall back on "It wasn't my fault...I was drunk!" Homey don't play that.

Anywho, great topic.

~Babsbitchin~ said...

Dawn, well kudo's to you for never stooping to my level, lol!The stories I could tell you, would make the hair on your neck stand up, OMG! hahaha!

~Babsbitchin~ said...

jonathan, well I sure appreciate the visit. You have me at a distinct disadvantage in the political arena. I shouldn't be that way as I come from a very political family, back to the Nixon Admin, yes in his close knit group and my own parents were close enough to Carter to go to several of his Whitehouse Breakfasts. Maybe it all ran me away, lol.
Now, I did not even know about that law, OMG! Women could use that in a real derogatory way, for sure. It'd make me scared, if I was a guy. But it sounds like you just might be a good guy and that's commendable. DO NOT CHANGE! Bravo!

se7en said...

LOL, that woman doesn't need a trim, she needs a freakin' riding mower to trim that forest...

That photo's going to put me off sex for a few days at least!

Woogie said...

lol's Babsie! im zipping up my mouth!

~Babsbitchin~ said...

se7en, I do apologize. I was looking for an ugly guy and stumbled upon that. I threw up in my mouth. I am sorry, lol!

~Babsbitchin~ said...

woogie, guilty, eh? Come over to the Dark Side...we have beer and whiskey...

Woogie said...

seven and seven please ..let me look again. maybe i didnt..ahh fuck i did...

~Babsbitchin~ said...

woogie, the first step, in getting in touch with one's inner demon, is to admit they are there. Nasty buggers. I tried to count them and I couldn't.

brotherray said...

And he got a kid out of it too! kkkkrrrrggggg.... I awoke one time with ... I think it was two or three 2s. I didn't take time to count!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Brotherray, that's a hurt piece, huh? lol!