Jul 28, 2007

He Plays with His Feet



Wanna Hear a Blonde Joke???

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

12 comments:

Alan said...

From this 6'1", 170# blond guy - all I gotta say is - funny.

Took me a minute (of course), but funny.

~Babsbitchin~ said...

Alan, I was blonde in another life, I feel ya! hahaha! Good to hear from you!

Xmichra said...

BBWWAHAHA!! lol.. that was a good one.. hehe...

And i can't even play the guitar with fingers..that's some pretty powerful talent.

Babs Bitchin said...

Xmichra, anymore, I can hardly play, myself and I can't do shit w/my feet. That's talent for sure!

CanadianSwiss said...

That guy playing the guitar is incredible.... and the blind guy... LOL!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

CS, I was astounded at how well he played. I can't play that well with my hands, much less my feet, lol!

Jonathan said...

A man walks by a local bar, when he notices a sign over the entrance announcing "1 Million US Dollars to whoever can complete the 3 tasks" so he walks in and asks the bartender what the tasks are.

The bartender replies "First, you have to drink this whole gallon of pepper tequilla without stopping. Then, there's a Rottweiler out back with a sore tooth you have to pull it out. Finally, upstairs there's a lady who has never had an orgasm, and you have to give her one."

The man replied, "Nah you've got to be crazy to drink a gallon of that pepper tequila sh#t, and it only gets crazier from there."

So the man orders a beer and goes and sits down, but after he's had about 7 or so beers, he decides to give the three tasks a whirl.

He staggers up to the bar, grabs the pepper tequilla, and gulps it down nonstop. After getting a roar of approval from the patrons, the man, now sh#t-faced six ways to Sunday, staggers out back to the growling Rottweiler and closes the door behind him.

Suddenly all the patrons hear horrible screams and ripping noises, then a horrid scream and a loud yelp. After several minutes, the man staggers back in all bloody and torn, and says "OK...WHERE'S THAT LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?"

Xmichra said...

jonathan.. hehe.. that was a good one~!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jonathan, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah shit! hahahahaha!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, he's bad isn't he? Gotta love it!

Xmichra said...

Johnathan, thanks for the joke :) Told it too a few friends the other night, needless to say we had a beer spurt on the table!! hehe.. awsome joke dude :)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, that was pretty funny, huh?